![]() ![]() Your friend Edith births five equal-sized lemons. ![]() Whatever form the baby comes out, it will all be fine in the end. You have often wondered why the size of a baby is always compared to fruit and vegetables, but no one has answers for you so you might as well stop wondering. You’ve heard of women birthing things like runner beans, like carrots, like kumquats. ![]() Or, if you’re unlucky, a pair of blood orange-sized objects (which you haven’t seen, but imagine is a bit of a struggle). Or a whole big bunch of grape-sized objects (painless, but takes a while). You might give birth to a quartet of mango-sized objects. Whatever emerges, eventually it will all come together and make a baby. You’ve heard that when you give birth, the baby can come out in a variety of forms, but there’s really no need to worry about it. ![]()
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